Professional (self) service (TIP: Read me first)

As social scientists, we are constantly influenced by our observations of the world around us. This section is dedicated to those social phenomenon, anomalies, trends, and such that desperately deserve our attention. However, we have neither the time, nor the passion (mainly it’s the time) to give them what they need.  So, in service of the larger leisure behavior (and social scientific) community we offer you Dissertations that should be written (but we would rather die than write).  Here we choose to mock-up these important topics with witty titles and brief abstract in hopes that other aspiring Doctors of Leisure will take on the task to conquer these projects, and of course, give us the requisite 'shout out' in your acknowledgments page (and by shout out we mean authorship, seriously, we need jobs too).